NAKED ELFY CHRISTMAS

[Verse]
Naked elf in a red hat
Makes folks stop and stare at
Holding signs with a grin
Suggests you take a sniff of sin

[Chorus]
Oh naked elf you cheeky sprite
Telling folks on this cold night
Go and smell that brown delight
Christmas spirit taking flight

[Verse 2]
He dances through the snowy streets
With bare feet and cheeky cleats
Around the corner he does dash
With another note that feels so brash

[Chorus]
Oh naked elf you cheeky sprite
Telling folks on this cold night
Go and smell that brown delight
Christmas spirit taking flight

[Bridge]
Families laugh and children gape
At this elf with no escape
Signs of mischief everywhere
A holiday just full of flair

[Verse 3]
Santa’s helper being bold
In the cold but never cold
Spreading joy in his own style
Fecal humor by the mile